Sunday, October 9, 2011

How to Open a Kinder Surprise Egg

Step One: Admire the Kinder Egg and congratulate yourself on keeping your head held high during checkout despite the funny stares given by the marchand at the l'epicerie.

Step Two: Slowly tear away the foil wrapping as if you expect a Wonka golden ticket to be hiding underneath.

Step Three: Well, at least there's still the chocolate.

Step Four: Crack the egg in half to reveal the surprise in Kinder Surprise.
 

Step Five: Set aside the chocolate (or at least the half you haven't eaten yet).

Step Six: Open the inner egg.

Step Seven: Empty contents of the egg onto the table and scratch your head with a puzzled look on your face.

Step Eight: Oooooooh, those are quad parts. Got it.
 
Step Nine: Remind yourself that although you are quite the opposite of a qualified mechanic, you are perfectly capable of putting together a simple children's toy.

Step Ten: Voila! A new quad!
Too bad the quad isn't life-sized.

Step Eleven: Receive disdainful look from Chatouille because you haven't fed her yet.

Enjoy your Sunday!

12 comments:

  1. Ooooooh! I want one! Now you are making me wonder if I was given a weird look when I purchased an entire case of them when I was in Spain.

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    1. Because they're dangerous. Once, some kid who was probably a baby whale or elephant or something choked to death on one. Which is why you can't sell them in the US anymore. Unless, i suppose, if Kinder Eggs came with more acceptable, less dangerous toys for American toddlers. Like, say, for instance, guns.

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