How to Open a Kinder Surprise Egg

Step One: Admire the Kinder Egg and congratulate yourself on keeping your head held high during checkout despite the funny stares given by the marchand at the l'epicerie.

Step Two: Slowly tear away the foil wrapping as if you expect a Wonka golden ticket to be hiding underneath.

Step Three: Well, at least there's still the chocolate.

Step Four: Crack the egg in half to reveal the surprise in Kinder Surprise.

 

Step Five: Set aside the chocolate (or at least the half you haven't eaten yet).

Step Six: Open the inner egg.

Step Seven: Empty contents of the egg onto the table and scratch your head with a puzzled look on your face.

Step Eight: Oooooooh, those are quad parts. Got it.
 

Step Nine: Remind yourself that although you are quite the opposite of a qualified mechanic, you are perfectly capable of putting together a simple children's toy.

Step Ten: Voila! A new quad!
Too bad the quad isn't life-sized.

Step Eleven: Receive disdainful look from Chatouille because you haven't fed her yet.

Enjoy your Sunday!